What wearing a one piece bathing suit says is that you have given up on trying to look good and understand that you are fat and should not wear a bikini.  But then this Michelle Hunziker chick slaps my theory right in the face with her big tight ass.  20 years of forming this theory down the drain.

I must say, I have done many of stupid things in my day but I have never been on either end of this monstrosity…well, not that I remember anyway.

VS

Due to the mother of the 14 year old girl in the first picture sending us an email demanding to take the picture of her daughter down, we have a new contestant in Thong Thursday.

Hey…give Token a break, he’s been busy lately…he didn’t have time to card the girls.

PRIMETIME

Not to be rude or anything, but seriously, what has Mexico ever won?  Until now that is.  Meet your 2010 Miss Universe, 22 year old Jimena Navarrete from Guadalajara, Mexico.  The Donald Trump owned beauty pageant was held at Mandalay Bay in Vegas (mental note…probably would have been a good excuse to go to Vegas)

Good ol’ Britney Spears was just minded her business, looking pretty good, hanging out in Hawaii when Sophie Monk had to come and try to steal her thunder.  Seriously…Sophie, don’t be a hater.  You might have a bangin’ body…but does anybody know who the hell you are?