“Smile, so we can see you.”

“Don’t fall… Don’t fall…  Don’t fall… “

” I had to piss my pants to show them how hung I really am. Thanks for bringing me to work Pops.”

“Look Ma’ no hands!”

“Told you I had a sports car.”

“You know you want my Chocalate Bar.”

“Anybody got a sharpie I can Borrow?”