Everyone else has one, so West Coast Show decided to come up with its own NFL Mock Draft.
Feel free to comment and or make fun of our picks…but you best show us some props when we are right on Saturday.

1. LIONS- Matthew Stafford QB/Georgia - This one is a no-brainer. The Lions need a franchise QB. They also need a franchise RB, OL, DE, DT, Long Snapper, Mascot, head cheerleader.

2. RAMS- Eugene Monroe OT/Virginia - The Rams need someone to keep Mark Bulger upright for longer than a second.

3. CHIEFS- Jason Smith OT/Baylor - The Chiefs now have their QB in Matt Cassel. Now they need someone to protect him. Aaron Curry is also a possibility here.

4. REDSKINS (trade with Seahawks) - Mark Sanchez QB/USC - Here is where things get interesting. Sanchez is flying up draft boards and it looks likely that someone will trade up with Seattle to nab him. Our guess is the Skins, although the Broncos and Jags are possible too. If Seattle keeps the pick, they could take Sanchez as the successor to 64 year old Matt Hasselbeck.

5. BROWNS- Aaron Curry LB/Cleveland - The Dawg Pound needs to stop the run. And Curry is a beast at doing that. He is probably the top defensive player in this draft.

6. BENGALS- Andre Smith OT/Alabama - Smith was an early choice for the #1 overall pick. But then he got booted from Alabama and showed up overweight to the combine. Being a fat, lazy thug makes him a perfect fit for the Bengals.

7. RAIDERS- Michael Crabtree WR/Texas Tech - Al Davis’ colosctomy bag would explode if Crabtree fell this far. He might be the most physically gifted player out there…but if anyone can screw him up…the Raiders can.

8. JAGUARS- Jeremy Maclin WR/Missouri - They could trade up for Sanchez, or trade down. If they stay, the speedy Maclin would be a good compliment to the newly acquired Torry Holt.

9. PACKERS- BJ RAJI DT/Boston College - Green Bay’s D had more holes than a plastic cheesehead last year. Raji can plug at least one, and possibly two since he’s over 340 lbs, making him underweight by Wisconsin standards.

10. 49ERS- Aaron Maybin DE/Penn St. - The Niners need someone who can help them stop the pass. Maybin will. Now if only he played QB too…that would solve their other big problem.

11. BILLS- Brian Orakpo DE/Texas - Orakpo is fast and nasty. He can get after the QB…and also punch T.O. when he starts getting disgruntled in Buffalo (over under on when that happens is next Tuesday.)

12. BRONCOS- Everette Brown DE/OLB Florida St. - A perfect fit for the Broncos new 3-4 defense. I can’t think of anything else funny to say. Umm…oogily moogily?

13. SEAHAWKS(trade with Skins) - Michael Oher OT/Ole Miss - The Seahawks trade down and still get a replacement for OT Walter Jones. Oher is also the only draft pick this year with a movie about his life. “The Blindside” comes out next year with Tim McGraw and Sandra Bullock. Good story, and a better fit for Seattle.

14. SAINTS- Malcolm Jenkins CB/Ohio St. - In 2008, The Saints secondary had more leaks then a New Orleans levee (what, too soon?) Jenkins can actually cover a live human, something no other DB on the Saints can seem to grasp.

15. TEXANS- Brian Cushing OLB/USC - The Texans add some much needed athleticism by drafting four year Trojans starter Cushing. He’s great against the run and blitzing off the edge in passing downs.

16. CHARGERS - Rey Maualuga ILB/USC - Another USC linebacker. The Chargers upgrade their front seven in a big way with Rey-Rey. He’s big and nasty. The Bolts could also nab a RB as the successor to LT.

17. KNOWSHON MORENO RB/Georgia - With their starting RB, Thomas Jones acting like a little b@#ch, Moreno is a speedy/bruising replacement. He can take a lot of pressure off whoever the Jets QB will be next season, which as of right now, looks like it may be Joe Namath. Or Ken O’Brien. Needless to say QB is an option here too.

18. BRONCOS (from Bears) JOSH FREEMAN QB/Kansas St - The Broncos get their replacement for Jay Cutler with the strong-armed Freeman. They could go defense again if they truly believe Kyle Orton is the QB ans…(laughs uncontrollably)…I’m sorry, I can’t even type that with a straight face.

19. BUCS- Tyson Jackson DE/LSU - With No more Chucky at the helm, Tampa Bay can finally focus on their defense. Jackson will be a big help for Tampa in fighting off the pass-happy foes in the NFC South.

20. LIONS- Robert Ayers DE/Tenn. They got help for their offense with their first pick, now Detroit tries to fix their D. Although, they are the Lions, so they may draft a Punter here. Or Mike Williams again.

21. EAGLES- Beanie Wells RB/Ohio St. - Philly needs to find someone to help out Brian Westbrook, who hasn’t been healthy since he came out of his Momma’s womb (he tore his umbilical cord in the third trimester.)

22. VIKINGS- Percy Harvin WR/Florida - Ahh, my beloved Vikings. I really wish they could draft a new coach here. But alas, they need OL help. Eben Britton is a possibility, but I think they go with the super quick Harvin. He’ll make teams pay for putting 8 in the box to stop AD Peterson.

23. PATRIOTS- Clay Matthews OLB/USC - Does anyone fit the Patriots blue collar, gamer, get the job done defender image better than Matthews? A great replacement for Tedy Bruschi. How the hell did USC lose to Oregon St. with Matthews, Cushing and Maualuga on the field?

24. FALCONS- Peria Jerry DT/Ole Miss - A steal for Atlanta if he falls this far, Jerry is a run-stopping plugger up the middle. Now, the only gaping hole in Atlanta will be the one created on Michael Vick by his old cellmates.

25. DOLPHINS- Darrius Heyward-Bey WR/Maryland - A big play WR who could really help out Chad Pennington and open things up for Teddy Ginn underneath. Sadly, his deep speed will be unusable since Pennington’s arm is limper than Tom Cruise at the Spearmint Rhino.

26. RAVENS- Hakeem Nicks WR/UNC - Baltimore gets a nice weapon for QB Joe Flacco. If Nicks proves legit, this could be the first time the Ravens offense is explosive since, umm…

27. COLTS- Vontae Davis CB/Illinois - A steal for the Colts who need someone who can actually stop the forward pass. LB James Laurinitis is a possibility here too.

28. BILLS- Eben Britton OL/Arizona - The Bills need to protect the QB long enough for Terrell Owens to get wide open…and then drop the ball. And then blame his QB for hitting him in the hands. And then do pushups in his driveway.

29. GIANTS- Louis Delmas S/West. Michigan - Not a big name guy, and the Giants fans at the draft will most likely boo, but Delmas is a solid pick who fills a major need for NY. They could also try and find a replacement for Plaxico, by drafting a WR who won’t shoot himself in the leg.

30. TITANS - Kenny Britt WR/Rutgers - Big, fast, and gives the Titans the first big play receiver they’ve had since they were known as the Oilers running the run and shoot in Houston (and dominating Tecmo Bowl)

31. CARDINALS- Donald Brown RB/UCONN - The Cardinals need a running game since Edgerrin is 83 and Tim Hightower is…not…good. Brown was a one man team. That team was UCONN, but still, that should count for something.

32. STEELERS- Alphonso Smith CB/FSU - They could draft me and still be the Super Bowl favorites next year. They need some OL help, but Alphonso Smith would be hard to pass up if he’s available.
They could also draft a motorcycle helmet for Big Ben.

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